Knock-Off Reviews… Tronfy MX Android cheap set-top box 15 Jun 2016 Cheap Android set-top TV Box I have been doing my best to test the validity of the old adage "you get what you pay for". With some minor…
Uncategorized Dragon Quest : Facts and Fiction 29 May 2016 With a game of such magnitude, you know there will be rumours spreading like wildfire. As with most rumours, some have a basis in truth, while others are simply wrong.…
Uncategorized Dragon Quest – Pafu-Pafu 29 May 2016 Pafu-Pafu / Puff-Puff Pafu-Pafu is a running gag in the Dragon Quest titles whereby a bunny-girl will sandwich the hero’s face in between her breasts and then push them towards…
Dragon Quest Castle… Dragon Quest : Facts and Fiction 29 May 2016 Some research I conducted for the Dragon Quest Castle a long time ago. A look at some of the pervasive Dragon Quest rumours of the time.
Misc. Oddities… Kitsch Cat 28 May 2016 The most epic cat shirt in the history of the universe. Look at this. There are no words to describe what stands before us. Of course, be it…
Rubbish Reviews Transforming Sea Animal Robot – Bloodthirsty war Dolphin 24 Jan 2016 Transforming Sea Animal Robot - Bloodthirsty war Dolphin Dolphins - for centuries these majestic and beloved creatures have returned us home when lost at sea, playfully entertained our…
Knock-Off Reviews… U8 Smartwatch Review 7 Dec 2015 U8 watch - A Cheap iOS and Android Smartwatch. There are many smartwatches out there. Some are incredibly amazing such as the Apple Watch, while others are fairly middle-of-the-road…
Authors Choice… iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs toy 7 Dec 2015 iJobs Mini - The Steve Jobs action Figure toy. Are you tired of your children wasting their playtime with nonsensical transforming robots or with the sugary-sweet adventures of rainbow-coloured…
Apple & iOS… Cheap Apple Watch Bands – An Overview 12 Oct 2015 Cheap Knock-Off Apple Watch Sport Bands. Are they any good? Sometimes in order to save money, yet still have the ‘best in class’ products, people will buy an…
Erotica… Robo-Fuk: The iPhone sex machine 7 Oct 2015 WTF? Robo-Fuk iPhone Sex Toys? I am so in love with my iPhone, it’s the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I hold at…
Authors Choice… Musical Apple Watch toy for toddlers: P-Watch 17 Sep 2015 A Musical toy Apple Watch for kids. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, I love my Apple Watch. Perhaps to the surprise of some, I also love my…
Rubbish Reviews… Spiderman Penis gun: Fantastic Dart Set 7 Sep 2015 Spider-Man Dart Gun Toy with a Penis for aTrigger In our last exciting episode of “Knock-Off Spider men, and the women who love them” Spidey explained, and demonstrated to us…
Apple & iOS… Opinion: Top 5 Apple Hardware Designs 1 Sep 2015 The 10 Best Apple Hardware designs. These machines may not have always had the greatest specs, price, popularity or even achievements but they are indeed beautiful and wonderfully…
Android… My 2 cents on The Galaxy Note 5 #pengate 27 Aug 2015 Galaxy Note 5 #pengate and why it matters. I know I'll always remember where I was during the iPhone 4 ‘antennagate’ scandal, you can't forget a thing like that, no…
Authors Choice… My Little Pony Sex dolls : My little clopper 19 Aug 2015 MLP - My Little Pony Sex Toys. No, you read that right. Today’s topic will be about real sex toys based on the popular cartoon and toy line for kids.…
Rubbish Reviews Kids Transformable Toy Train: Train Deformatio! 10 Aug 2015 Knock-Off Transformer Music Train. A few months ago I was walking through my friendly neighborhood dollar store, which in all honesty is actually more of an expensive, out of…
Authors Choice… Knock-Off School Supplies: Back to School 2015! 24 Jul 2015 Knock-Off Apple Back-To-School Supplies. It’s that time of year again – time to say goodbye to the luxury of summer vacation and once again, or perhaps for the 1st time,…
Apple… Candy Cigarettes Knock-Off Nerd Smoking Special 20 Jul 2015 Candy Cigarettes are bad M'Kay? According to statistics Canada, between 1999 and 2012 the percentage of tobacco smokers aged 15 and older decreased from 25% to 16%. This stands in…
Misc. Oddities… iPhone Gun Grip case 8 Jul 2015 iPhone Gun Case, or 'How to get your dumb-ass shot for no reason'. According to Fox News, America, or ‘Murica, if you prefer is under siege! ‘Thug Culture’ if permeating…
Editorials… Retro memoirs: ZZT 24 Jun 2015 Retro Game programming with ZZT. In my day job, I get to design and code software. Sure it’s related to business applications and not the next Dragon Quest or Megaman…
Toys iPhone dog chew toy: iBone! 14 Jun 2015 iPhone themed dog chew toy. So what happens when you type in “iPhone” into an online shop and then sort by lowest to highest price? You find the iBone,…
Uncategorized Dragon Quest vs. Dragon Warrior 31 May 20153 Apr 2022 In the early years, localizations of Japanese games to North America would undergo many changes – story, graphics, the removal of violent scenes and sexually charged events as well as the modification…
Apple Ghostbusters Knock-off toy: Spook Chasers 21 May 2015 Spook chasers - Retro Knock-Off Ghostbusters Toys. You know it’s going to be a great day when you wake up with the theme to Ghostbusters playing on loop in your…
Authors Choice… Apple Watch Erotica novel: Invaded by the iWatch 11 May 2015 'Invaded by the iWatch' Erotic fiction - Apple Watch Sex! During some of my random browsing in the deep caverns of Amazon, I came across an oddity that struck my…
Apple & iOS… Apple Watch – My Initial experience 30 Apr 2015 In the past I have reviewed a knock-off Apple Watch as well as put the watch on trial, but now – Let’s take a look at Cupertino’s latest little marvel…
Authors Choice… Even More iPhone Kids toys: Y-Phone 21 Apr 2015 Y-Phone - iPhone Music Toy for Kids. Oh look, another pile of rubbish that was designed to look like, and capitalize on, the iPhone. This one is called the Y-Phone…
Editorials… Nintendo/Topps “Game Packs” 1989 cards 8 Apr 2015 Nintendo retro trading cards and stickers. I want to take you back to 1989, when nothing mattered more to me than Nintendo and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In fact,…
Erotica… Sexy Board Games: Wildly Sexy Dares! 6 Apr 2015 Bored with sex? Try 'Wildly Sexy Dares!' the Board Game. "Dear Penthouse, I know this story is going to sound made up, but I swear it is all true! My…
Authors Choice… Knockoff Spider-man Toilet Solar powered toy: Fiber Man! 17 Mar 2015 Solar Powered Spider-man Sitting on a Toilet toy. In the last exciting episode of the ‘moderately-remarkable Spider-man’, Doc. Oc decided to end his feud with our hero by inviting Spider-man…
Apple & iOS… The People vs. Apple Watch 12 Mar 2015 Is the Apple Watch of any Value? A Preview. Case # 00001: The People vs. the Apple Watch This may not be the Supreme Court, heck it may not even…
Apple… iPhone clone: The GooPhone experiment 3 Mar 2015 GooPhone i6 - The iPhone 6 Counterfeit Clone. I recently bought a gooPhone i6 which for those that do not know, is an iPhone 6 hardware clone, running on Android…
Apple… iPhone musical Kids Toy: iPhonys 26 Feb 2015 iPhone Musical Toy for Kids. What is the best way to sell a pile of crappy products? Of course the answer is "rip off a successful product in some way-shape-or…
Rubbish Reviews Dollar Store gang-bang – Vol. 1 18 Feb 2015 Weird Dollar Store toys, and the people that love them. Welcome to the first edition of ‘Dollar Store gang-bang’ where a gang can go to get more bang for their…
Knock-Off Reviews… iPod Shuffle Clone part II: The Revenge-ining! 17 Feb 2015 Cheap Apple iPod Shuffle Clones. After I purchased the iPod Nano 5th generation, I was torn – Part of me loved the device, but part of me was concerned that…
Misc. Oddities… Transformable Thomas the Train: Thom-a-stator! 16 Feb 2015 Transformers Knock-Off Thomas the Tank Engine Gestalt Abomination. “One day... an Autobot shall rise from our ranks... and use the power of the Matrix... to light... our darkest hour.” The…
Rubbish Reviews… Knock Off Star Wars Darth Vader Toy: Star Invaders! 14 Feb 2015 Star Invaders Darth Vader Toy featured in Star Wars - Revenge of the Shit. After the defeat of the Empire by the rebels in a distant galaxy, quite some time…
Knock-Off Reviews… iPod nano 5th Gen. Knock-off/Clone 9 Feb 2015 Knock-off iPod nano 5th Generation Clone. Is it any good? I have used a wide range of knock-off products, most of them are pretty much rubbish but I wanted to seriously…
Rubbish Reviews… Creepy Psycho Clown doll: OK! Clown 9 Feb 2015 This is why I hate Clowns - Creepy Psycho OK Clown from Hell! "The day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying" -…
Authors Choice… Knock-Off Apple Watch Novelty gift: Apple LED Watch 6 Feb 2015 Novelty LED Apple Watch. Pay less, Impress nobody. I can’t tell you how excited I am – I have, in this package, the most epic awesome thing ever. That’s right…
Rubbish Reviews MacBook Novelty Compact Mirror: MacMirror Air 6 Feb 2015 How to make staring into a Mirror look even more pretentious with the MacBook Air Pocket Mirror. "Beauty, and travel are some of the things that we are the most…