Rubbish Reviews… Transforming Sea Animal Robot – Bloodthirsty war Dolphin 24 Jan 201619 Jul 2016 Transforming Sea Animal Robot - Bloodthirsty war Dolphin Dolphins - for centuries these majestic and beloved creatures have returned us home when lost at sea, playfully entertained our…
Apple… iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs toy 7 Dec 201519 Jul 2016 iJobs Mini - The Steve Jobs action Figure toy. Are you tired of your children wasting their playtime with nonsensical transforming robots or with the sugary-sweet adventures of rainbow-coloured…
Rubbish Reviews… Spiderman Penis gun: Fantastic Dart Set 7 Sep 201521 Jan 2016 Spider-Man Dart Gun Toy with a Penis for aTrigger In our last exciting episode of “Knock-Off Spider men, and the women who love them” Spidey explained, and demonstrated to us…
Authors Choice… My Little Pony Sex dolls : My little clopper 19 Aug 201519 Jul 2016 MLP - My Little Pony Sex Toys. No, you read that right. Today’s topic will be about real sex toys based on the popular cartoon and toy line for kids.…
Rubbish Reviews… Kids Transformable Toy Train: Train Deformatio! 10 Aug 201529 May 2016 Knock-Off Transformer Music Train. A few months ago I was walking through my friendly neighborhood dollar store, which in all honesty is actually more of an expensive, out of…
Apple… iPhone dog chew toy: iBone! 14 Jun 201529 May 2016 iPhone themed dog chew toy. So what happens when you type in “iPhone” into an online shop and then sort by lowest to highest price? You find the iBone,…
Apple… Ghostbusters Knock-off toy: Spook Chasers 21 May 201529 May 2016 Spook chasers - Retro Knock-Off Ghostbusters Toys. You know it’s going to be a great day when you wake up with the theme to Ghostbusters playing on loop in your…
Apple… Even More iPhone Kids toys: Y-Phone 21 Apr 201519 Jul 2016 Y-Phone - iPhone Music Toy for Kids. Oh look, another pile of rubbish that was designed to look like, and capitalize on, the iPhone. This one is called the Y-Phone…
Authors Choice… Knockoff Spider-man Toilet Solar powered toy: Fiber Man! 17 Mar 201519 Jul 2016 Solar Powered Spider-man Sitting on a Toilet toy. In the last exciting episode of the ‘moderately-remarkable Spider-man’, Doc. Oc decided to end his feud with our hero by inviting Spider-man…
Apple… iPhone musical Kids Toy: iPhonys 26 Feb 201529 May 2016 iPhone Musical Toy for Kids. What is the best way to sell a pile of crappy products? Of course the answer is "rip off a successful product in some way-shape-or…
Rubbish Reviews… Dollar Store gang-bang – Vol. 1 18 Feb 201529 May 2016 Weird Dollar Store toys, and the people that love them. Welcome to the first edition of ‘Dollar Store gang-bang’ where a gang can go to get more bang for their…
Misc. Oddities… Transformable Thomas the Train: Thom-a-stator! 16 Feb 201519 Jul 2016 Transformers Knock-Off Thomas the Tank Engine Gestalt Abomination. “One day... an Autobot shall rise from our ranks... and use the power of the Matrix... to light... our darkest hour.” The…
Rubbish Reviews… Knock Off Star Wars Darth Vader Toy: Star Invaders! 14 Feb 201519 Jul 2016 Star Invaders Darth Vader Toy featured in Star Wars - Revenge of the Shit. After the defeat of the Empire by the rebels in a distant galaxy, quite some time…
Rubbish Reviews… Creepy Psycho Clown doll: OK! Clown 9 Feb 201519 Jul 2016 This is why I hate Clowns - Creepy Psycho OK Clown from Hell! "The day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying" -…
