Kitsch Cat

28 May 201619 Jul 2016

  The most epic cat shirt in the history of the universe.   Look at this. There are no words to describe what stands before us. Of course, be it…

Transforming Sea Animal Robot – Bloodthirsty war Dolphin

24 Jan 201619 Jul 2016

  Transforming Sea Animal Robot - Bloodthirsty war Dolphin   Dolphins - for centuries these majestic and beloved creatures have returned us home when lost at sea, playfully entertained our…

iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs toy

7 Dec 201519 Jul 2016

  iJobs Mini - The Steve Jobs action Figure toy. Are you tired of your children wasting their playtime with nonsensical transforming robots or with the sugary-sweet adventures of rainbow-coloured…

Robo-Fuk: The iPhone sex machine

7 Oct 201529 May 2016

  WTF? Robo-Fuk iPhone Sex Toys? I am so in love with my iPhone, it’s the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I hold at…

Spiderman Penis gun: Fantastic Dart Set

7 Sep 201521 Jan 2016

Spider-Man Dart Gun Toy with a Penis for aTrigger In our last exciting episode of “Knock-Off Spider men, and the women who love them” Spidey explained, and demonstrated to us…

My Little Pony Sex dolls : My little clopper

19 Aug 201519 Jul 2016

MLP - My Little Pony Sex Toys. No, you read that right. Today’s topic will be about real sex toys based on the popular cartoon and toy line for kids.…

Kids Transformable Toy Train: Train Deformatio!

10 Aug 201529 May 2016

  Knock-Off Transformer Music Train. A few months ago I was walking through my friendly neighborhood dollar store, which in all honesty is actually more of an expensive, out of…

Knock-Off School Supplies: Back to School 2015!

24 Jul 201519 Jul 2016

Knock-Off Apple Back-To-School Supplies. It’s that time of year again – time to say goodbye to the luxury of summer vacation and once again, or perhaps for the 1st time,…

Candy Cigarettes Knock-Off Nerd Smoking Special

20 Jul 201519 Jul 2016

Candy Cigarettes are bad M'Kay? According to statistics Canada, between 1999 and 2012 the percentage of tobacco smokers aged 15 and older decreased from 25% to 16%. This stands in…

iPhone Gun Grip case

8 Jul 201529 May 2016

iPhone Gun Case, or 'How to get your dumb-ass shot for no reason'. According to Fox News, America, or ‘Murica, if you prefer is under siege! ‘Thug Culture’ if permeating…

iPhone dog chew toy: iBone!

14 Jun 201529 May 2016

  iPhone themed dog chew toy. So what happens when you type in “iPhone” into an online shop and then sort by lowest to highest price? You find the iBone,…

Ghostbusters Knock-off toy: Spook Chasers

21 May 201529 May 2016

Spook chasers - Retro Knock-Off Ghostbusters Toys. You know it’s going to be a great day when you wake up with the theme to Ghostbusters playing on loop in your…

Apple Watch Erotica novel: Invaded by the iWatch

11 May 201519 Jul 2016

'Invaded by the iWatch' Erotic fiction - Apple Watch Sex! During some of my random browsing in the deep caverns of Amazon, I came across an oddity that struck my…

Even More iPhone Kids toys: Y-Phone

21 Apr 201519 Jul 2016

Y-Phone - iPhone Music Toy for Kids. Oh look, another pile of rubbish that was designed to look like, and capitalize on, the iPhone. This one is called the Y-Phone…

Sexy Board Games: Wildly Sexy Dares!

6 Apr 201529 May 2016

Bored with sex? Try 'Wildly Sexy Dares!' the Board Game. "Dear Penthouse, I know this story is going to sound made up, but I swear it is all true! My…

Knockoff Spider-man Toilet Solar powered toy: Fiber Man!

17 Mar 201519 Jul 2016

Solar Powered Spider-man Sitting on a Toilet toy. In the last exciting episode of the ‘moderately-remarkable Spider-man’, Doc. Oc decided to end his feud with our hero by inviting Spider-man…

iPhone clone: The GooPhone experiment

3 Mar 201529 May 2016

GooPhone i6 - The iPhone 6 Counterfeit Clone. I recently bought a gooPhone i6 which for those that do not know, is an iPhone 6 hardware clone, running on Android…

iPhone musical Kids Toy: iPhonys

26 Feb 201529 May 2016

iPhone Musical Toy for Kids. What is the best way to sell a pile of crappy products? Of course the answer is "rip off a successful product in some way-shape-or…

Dollar Store gang-bang – Vol. 1

18 Feb 201529 May 2016

Weird Dollar Store toys, and the people that love them. Welcome to the first edition of ‘Dollar Store gang-bang’ where a gang can go to get more bang for their…

Transformable Thomas the Train: Thom-a-stator!

16 Feb 201519 Jul 2016

Transformers Knock-Off Thomas the Tank Engine Gestalt Abomination. “One day... an Autobot shall rise from our ranks... and use the power of the Matrix... to light... our darkest hour.” The…

Knock Off Star Wars Darth Vader Toy: Star Invaders!

14 Feb 201519 Jul 2016

Star Invaders Darth Vader Toy featured in Star Wars - Revenge of the Shit. After the defeat of the Empire by the rebels in a distant galaxy, quite some time…

Creepy Psycho Clown doll: OK! Clown

9 Feb 201519 Jul 2016

This is why I hate Clowns - Creepy Psycho OK Clown from Hell! "The day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying" -…

Knock-Off Apple Watch Novelty gift: Apple LED Watch

6 Feb 201529 May 2016

Novelty LED Apple Watch. Pay less, Impress nobody. I can’t tell you how excited I am – I have, in this package, the most epic awesome thing ever. That’s right…

MacBook Novelty Compact Mirror: MacMirror Air

6 Feb 201519 Jul 2016

How to make staring into a Mirror look even more pretentious with the MacBook Air Pocket Mirror. "Beauty, and travel are some of the things that we are the most…