Kitsch Cat

28 May 2016

  The most epic cat shirt in the history of the universe.   Look at this. There are no words to describe what stands before us. Of course, be it…

My Little Pony Sex dolls : My little clopper

19 Aug 2015

MLP - My Little Pony Sex Toys. No, you read that right. Today’s topic will be about real sex toys based on the popular cartoon and toy line for kids.…

iPhone Gun Grip case

8 Jul 2015

iPhone Gun Case, or 'How to get your dumb-ass shot for no reason'. According to Fox News, America, or ‘Murica, if you prefer is under siege! ‘Thug Culture’ if permeating…

Apple Watch Erotica novel: Invaded by the iWatch

11 May 2015

'Invaded by the iWatch' Erotic fiction - Apple Watch Sex! During some of my random browsing in the deep caverns of Amazon, I came across an oddity that struck my…

Sexy Board Games: Wildly Sexy Dares!

6 Apr 2015

Bored with sex? Try 'Wildly Sexy Dares!' the Board Game. "Dear Penthouse, I know this story is going to sound made up, but I swear it is all true! My…

Knockoff Spider-man Toilet Solar powered toy: Fiber Man!

17 Mar 2015

Solar Powered Spider-man Sitting on a Toilet toy. In the last exciting episode of the ‘moderately-remarkable Spider-man’, Doc. Oc decided to end his feud with our hero by inviting Spider-man…

Transformable Thomas the Train: Thom-a-stator!

16 Feb 2015

Transformers Knock-Off Thomas the Tank Engine Gestalt Abomination. “One day... an Autobot shall rise from our ranks... and use the power of the Matrix... to light... our darkest hour.” The…