Knock-Off Reviews… Tronfy MX Android cheap set-top box 15 Jun 2016 Cheap Android set-top TV Box I have been doing my best to test the validity of the old adage "you get what you pay for". With some minor…
Rubbish Reviews Transforming Sea Animal Robot – Bloodthirsty war Dolphin 24 Jan 2016 Transforming Sea Animal Robot - Bloodthirsty war Dolphin Dolphins - for centuries these majestic and beloved creatures have returned us home when lost at sea, playfully entertained our…
Knock-Off Reviews… U8 Smartwatch Review 7 Dec 2015 U8 watch - A Cheap iOS and Android Smartwatch. There are many smartwatches out there. Some are incredibly amazing such as the Apple Watch, while others are fairly middle-of-the-road…
Authors Choice… iJobs Mini – The Steve Jobs toy 7 Dec 2015 iJobs Mini - The Steve Jobs action Figure toy. Are you tired of your children wasting their playtime with nonsensical transforming robots or with the sugary-sweet adventures of rainbow-coloured…
Rubbish Reviews Kids Transformable Toy Train: Train Deformatio! 10 Aug 2015 Knock-Off Transformer Music Train. A few months ago I was walking through my friendly neighborhood dollar store, which in all honesty is actually more of an expensive, out of…
Authors Choice… Knock-Off School Supplies: Back to School 2015! 24 Jul 2015 Knock-Off Apple Back-To-School Supplies. It’s that time of year again – time to say goodbye to the luxury of summer vacation and once again, or perhaps for the 1st time,…
Misc. Oddities… iPhone Gun Grip case 8 Jul 2015 iPhone Gun Case, or 'How to get your dumb-ass shot for no reason'. According to Fox News, America, or ‘Murica, if you prefer is under siege! ‘Thug Culture’ if permeating…
Toys iPhone dog chew toy: iBone! 14 Jun 2015 iPhone themed dog chew toy. So what happens when you type in “iPhone” into an online shop and then sort by lowest to highest price? You find the iBone,…
Apple Ghostbusters Knock-off toy: Spook Chasers 21 May 2015 Spook chasers - Retro Knock-Off Ghostbusters Toys. You know it’s going to be a great day when you wake up with the theme to Ghostbusters playing on loop in your…
Authors Choice… Even More iPhone Kids toys: Y-Phone 21 Apr 2015 Y-Phone - iPhone Music Toy for Kids. Oh look, another pile of rubbish that was designed to look like, and capitalize on, the iPhone. This one is called the Y-Phone…
Erotica… Sexy Board Games: Wildly Sexy Dares! 6 Apr 2015 Bored with sex? Try 'Wildly Sexy Dares!' the Board Game. "Dear Penthouse, I know this story is going to sound made up, but I swear it is all true! My…
Authors Choice… Knockoff Spider-man Toilet Solar powered toy: Fiber Man! 17 Mar 2015 Solar Powered Spider-man Sitting on a Toilet toy. In the last exciting episode of the ‘moderately-remarkable Spider-man’, Doc. Oc decided to end his feud with our hero by inviting Spider-man…
Apple… iPhone clone: The GooPhone experiment 3 Mar 2015 GooPhone i6 - The iPhone 6 Counterfeit Clone. I recently bought a gooPhone i6 which for those that do not know, is an iPhone 6 hardware clone, running on Android…
Apple… iPhone musical Kids Toy: iPhonys 26 Feb 2015 iPhone Musical Toy for Kids. What is the best way to sell a pile of crappy products? Of course the answer is "rip off a successful product in some way-shape-or…
Rubbish Reviews Dollar Store gang-bang – Vol. 1 18 Feb 2015 Weird Dollar Store toys, and the people that love them. Welcome to the first edition of ‘Dollar Store gang-bang’ where a gang can go to get more bang for their…
Knock-Off Reviews… iPod Shuffle Clone part II: The Revenge-ining! 17 Feb 2015 Cheap Apple iPod Shuffle Clones. After I purchased the iPod Nano 5th generation, I was torn – Part of me loved the device, but part of me was concerned that…
Misc. Oddities… Transformable Thomas the Train: Thom-a-stator! 16 Feb 2015 Transformers Knock-Off Thomas the Tank Engine Gestalt Abomination. “One day... an Autobot shall rise from our ranks... and use the power of the Matrix... to light... our darkest hour.” The…
Rubbish Reviews… Knock Off Star Wars Darth Vader Toy: Star Invaders! 14 Feb 2015 Star Invaders Darth Vader Toy featured in Star Wars - Revenge of the Shit. After the defeat of the Empire by the rebels in a distant galaxy, quite some time…
Knock-Off Reviews… iPod nano 5th Gen. Knock-off/Clone 9 Feb 2015 Knock-off iPod nano 5th Generation Clone. Is it any good? I have used a wide range of knock-off products, most of them are pretty much rubbish but I wanted to seriously…
Authors Choice… Knock-Off Apple Watch Novelty gift: Apple LED Watch 6 Feb 2015 Novelty LED Apple Watch. Pay less, Impress nobody. I can’t tell you how excited I am – I have, in this package, the most epic awesome thing ever. That’s right…
Rubbish Reviews MacBook Novelty Compact Mirror: MacMirror Air 6 Feb 2015 How to make staring into a Mirror look even more pretentious with the MacBook Air Pocket Mirror. "Beauty, and travel are some of the things that we are the most…